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Wit/Humor
You have waited with baited breathe (just pretend this was true) for this battle to start.
Wait no longer. . . drumroll. . . our first contender for ultimate quotedom is. . .
"We're the lot of us trussed like turkeys, probably set to be hangit, an' ye're fashed about a wee itch on yer nose?"
"Aye, I am," the man replied indignantly. "I canna reach it."
"No, I dinna suppose ye can," Dougal said, trying to stem his laughter. "An' how am I to manage it then?"
"I've no idea. But 'twould be a blessin' if ye'd figure it out."
Sound of the Heart
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"Anyone can see that he's bad," said Marcus, speaking calmly, "but we've splinted it, we've wrapped it, and I can drug him so hard he'll think he's flying home on a magical gumdrop rainbow. You could get high on his farts."
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May the best quote be left standing.
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