Wednesday, October 3

Quote Me: Battle - Sweet Evil vs. Bargains and Betrayals


 ***Winner***
***Sweet Evil***


Wit/Humor


You have waited with baited breathe (just pretend this was true) for this battle to start.

Wait no longer. . . drumroll. . . our first contender for ultimate quotedom is. . .
"I wished I could have talked to him longer. I wondered how I could get hold of him.
I supposed I could attach my phone number to a pair of my undies and throw them onstage at his next show. The thought actually made me laugh out loud. He'd probably take one look at the one-hundred-percent white cotton panties and chuck them in the trash."

Sweet Evil


Voting will likely last for 24 hours. (This all depends on when I remember to close the poll.)

Order has nothing to do with ultimate conquest. Matching word skill against this contender is. . .drumroll. . .
"Oh, please, Jessie. Forget all the wacky crap going on around here for a minute or five. Pass me the comics."

"I don't think there are--"

"Of course there are comics. They're the only redeeming feature to the newspaper. without comics, newspapers would be crap, crap, and more crap."

"And sports," I said.

She rolled her eyes and said, "See above. Crap."

Bargains and Betrayals



Let this battle commence. 
May the best quote be left standing.

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