***Winner***
***Sweet Evil***
Wit/HumorYou have waited with baited breathe (just pretend this was true) for this battle to start.
Wait no longer. . . drumroll. . . our first contender for ultimate quotedom is. . .
"I wished I could have talked to him longer. I wondered how I could get hold of him.
I supposed I could attach my phone number to a pair of my undies and throw them onstage at his next show. The thought actually made me laugh out loud. He'd probably take one look at the one-hundred-percent white cotton panties and chuck them in the trash."
Sweet Evil
Voting will likely last for 24 hours. (This all depends on when I remember to close the poll.)
"Oh, please, Jessie. Forget all the wacky crap going on around here for a minute or five. Pass me the comics."
"I don't think there are--"
"Of course there are comics. They're the only redeeming feature to the newspaper. without comics, newspapers would be crap, crap, and more crap."
"And sports," I said.
She rolled her eyes and said, "See above. Crap."
Bargains and Betrayals
Let this battle commence.
May the best quote be left standing.
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